Hankerin' for a Pet???

Paul was thinking that having a pet to keep him company on the boat would be nice, and sent these photos to see what I thought...

Bambi?  Or... 

Porky?

At least there would be no feed to buy or poop to pick up!  I think Paul is leaning towards "Porky," with his lower center of gravity and shorter horns!
Ouch!

 If you'd like "pets" like these, they can be found at a bow-hunting shop in Napa:  place your orders now!

Cuddle-factor, however, is nil...